Wednesday, April 28, 2010

New Rules of Driving...they really should be followed.

Rule 1.  Do not do your hair - if it wasn't done when you got in the car that's ok, no one is in there with you therefore no one cares what your hair looks like.

Rule 2. Chips and dip are for parties not for driving.

Rule 3. Cereal is a breakfast food better eaten at home not in a moving vehicle especially when you are the operator of said moving vehicle.

Rule 4. Turn signals - use them.  That's what they are there for.

Rule 5.  You can only turn left or right from the outside lanes in to the respective outside lanes unless otherwise indicated.

Rule 6. Please leave your reading material at home or save it for when you have reached your destination.

Rule 7. Figure out where you are going and how you are going to get there prior to heading there.  Its easier for all of us this way.

Rule 8.  This rule applies to the owners of luxury cars more specifically than others.  Just because you can afford a fancy car does not give you special privileges while driving.

Rule 9.  You are not more special than anyone else on the road - we are all trying to get somewhere too.

Rule 10. Being rude while driving doesn't do anything but make you look like a jack ass and put a bad taste in other peoples mouths. 

Rule 11. Don't litter out your windows - your mother taught you better than that.

Rule 12. Don't steal parking spaces from people who have obviously waiting, just because you have no patience does not mean that you get special treatment.

Rule 13.  When in neighborhoods realize that you are in a neighborhood not on a race track slow down.

Rule 14. Go ahead and drive crazy between stop lights - you are only going to get to the red light faster. (please note sarcasim)

Rule 15. Stop at stop signs they do have a purpose.

Please if you have other rules that you feel should be added by all means!  And this list should be continued.

Happy Reading!

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