16. Do not shave bikini line while driving...not only is it unsafe but really gross to boot.
17. If you have not applied your makeup when you left you house, please do not so while driving, even if you try to do it at a stop light that is not adequate time to fix your face...and trust me you look a lot better without make up than you would as a cyclops because you poked out your eye with a mascara wand.
18. When driving in a construction zone where lanes are closed and cones have designated new lanes, don't think that just because you don't understand the lane system that the rest of us are in the same boat cause chances are we do get it...considering thats why we are in the new lanes to begin with and we would greatly appreciate if you cannot follow the directions that you wait your turn and get in at the END of the line not squeezing in where ever you see fit. It makes people mad and at that point you have a better chance of hitting someones car than getting let in...and stupidity isn't a good excuse for cops or for your insurance.
To Be Continued...
Happy Reading!
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